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Vacuum Salesman

Mike Longo

 

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Would you whack your hair with a stick

In order to oust out the bad stuff? No

Would you spend an hour lifting knap

 

It doesn't suck!

That's the problem

You'll break your back before the dirt is out

 

My machine sucks

It sucks like a dream!

It can also blow and groom Fifi

 

Give mine a try

It's got a tech drive

Your knap will lift in half a lick

 

Please just let me clean your rug

You can give me a hug

My equipment gets the job done

 

After ten minutes there's no going back

I'm the Kirby king of carpets, that's that. n

 

Creative Writing

Dr. Petersen

12/10/02

 

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