Vacuum Salesman
Mike Longo
Would
you whack your hair with a stick
In
order to oust out the bad stuff? No
Would
you spend an hour lifting knap
It
doesn't suck!
That's
the problem
You'll
break your back before the dirt is out
My
machine sucks
It
sucks like a dream!
It
can also blow and groom Fifi
Give
mine a try
It's
got a tech drive
Your
knap will lift in half a lick
Please
just let me clean your rug
You
can give me a hug
My
equipment gets the job done
After
ten minutes there's no going back
I'm the Kirby king of carpets, that's that. n
Creative
Writing
Dr.
Petersen
12/10/02
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